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- 17 Short and Inspiring mother daughter quotes
1. I am in a relationship with working and it’s complicated.
2. You have to admit that Mondays aren’t that bad, it’s probably your job that sucks.
3. In every company there is an askhole – a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.
4. Now you understand why Peter Pan didn’t want to grow up.
If you came to work late, you should at least try to leave it earlier.
5. I need a six month vacation, twice a year.
6. People who have their shifts on weekends hate when you talk how much happy you that it’s Friday.
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7. Sometimes I write down my tasks that I have already done just to get the satisfactions of crossing them off.
8. I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend.
9. Work until you bank account looks like a phone number.
10. Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
11. Don’t say that you’re working; better show what you have earned.
12. Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
13. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
14. Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!
15. You don’t work – you don’t have money to live, you work – there’s no time to live.
16. Only with work everything is vice versa…
17. When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.
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2. You have to admit that Mondays aren’t that bad, it’s probably your job that sucks.
3. In every company there is an askhole – a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.
4. Now you understand why Peter Pan didn’t want to grow up.
If you came to work late, you should at least try to leave it earlier.
5. I need a six month vacation, twice a year.
6. People who have their shifts on weekends hate when you talk how much happy you that it’s Friday.
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7. Sometimes I write down my tasks that I have already done just to get the satisfactions of crossing them off.
8. I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend.
9. Work until you bank account looks like a phone number.
10. Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
11. Don’t say that you’re working; better show what you have earned.
12. Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
13. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
14. Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!
15. You don’t work – you don’t have money to live, you work – there’s no time to live.
16. Only with work everything is vice versa…
17. When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.
Also see: Best and funny friendship quotes Only for best friends